Robots

Alright, Japan, I've given you long enough. Where the fuck are my androids? I want warbots, sexbots, game-show-hostbots and everything else.

And by the way, don't worry about having to fight them. Don't worry about them becoming our wired overlords. Have you ever known a computer that lasted long enough to take anything over? They crash within 15 fucking minutes. Even if they fix that, you can just dump water on them. Pussy robots.